WHOSE THE SLOWEST SNAIL ON THE GRIDIRON?

It's tough to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron arena. These escargot athletes are known for their sluggish pace, making it impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that quarterback Jimbo, with his turtle-paced advances, is the prime candidate. But don't write off Mike the defensive lineman, who consistently drags behi

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